Any Good Jokes Out There??

My last question about jokes got a lot of answers, funny ones too. So im asking again in hopes of getting more jokes. Heres some that i absolutely LOVE: On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop "is it scotch?" "no, its a puppy!" so leave some good jokes and let me know how you liked this one! let me add 1 more hold on i have to put it in details thanks!!!!!!!!